I am just a simple man looking for friends and fun. However, I am also one of those men who likes to be kissed first before being fucked. Means, please do not send friend requests before we have written at least a few sentences.

My attitude:

In my eyes, everyone is allowed to be and do what he/she/it wants. I have no problem with that, but please accept that I am just hetrosexual.

What can I do for you:

You need protection, need a protector or overseer? No matter what the occasion, with the Underground Protection Agency, you are always on the safe side. With my many years of experience in the field, "personal protection in war zones" I am the right and reliable partner to provide for your safety. I am always polite and dressed appropriately for any occasion. Whether as a bouncer for your party, as well as a protective escort for an opera.

If you have any questions, please feel free to contact me or stop by the Underground Protection Agency office.