Do NOT Bother Adding Me If:
-Your interests are set to include every sexual word you can think of while jacking off to internet porn.
-You can't type a sentence without using internet slang and/or ebonics (There are a few people who can legitimately use the defense that English is not their native language. The rest, however, can only blame themselves.)
-You plan on spamming me with multiple bulletins consisting of random bullshit that can hardly be considered intellectually stimulating.

I value intelligence quite a lot, so I'm honestly not interested in conversing with any of you illiterate fucks that feel compelled to message me with sentences that are barely decipherable. I find it hilarious how many men in their mid 20's (or older) I meet that have somehow gone through life without being capable of communicating higher than a 3rd grade reading level. How you degenerates managed to seep onto the internet (where 90% of your communication is through the written word), will forever dumbfound me. Though I will admit I'm rather curious as to just what you expect to achieve by randomly messaging a chick over the internet with such comments as "u r hot i wnt 2 get 2 kno u". See, I'm really not interested in men who can only get it up for monosyllabic cock-hungry nymphos with gargantuan breasts and a three-word vocabulary. If those vacuum-headed fuck bunnies turn you on, you're wasting your time and mine.

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