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Malibu_Cowboy
Catch a Wave on top of my World. Ride a Cowboy!
Male
Straight 
56 years old 
La Jolla, CALIFORNIA 
US
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Last Profile Login: 11/4/2010
Last World Login: 11/4/2010
Member Since: 8/26/2007
General Info
I Am Here For: For a New Experience, To Meet People, FUN!
Marital Status: In a Relationship
Children: N/A
Education: Post Grad
Religion: N/A
Smoke: No
Drink: Yes
Occupation: Entrepreneur - Risk Taker
Body Type: Athletic
Height: 6' 0"
Ethnicity: N/A
Languages: English, Spanish
Sexy Stuff
I Am Looking For: Virtual Relationship, Social Encounters, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships, FUN! Not here for ANY commitments
Sexual Fantasies: Swapping, Domination, A Beach, Multiple People, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism
Sex is Best: Casual, Passionate, Loving, With a Stranger, Wild
Cybersex: Yes
I Want You To: Play Along With My Fantasy, Talk Dirty to Me, Tell Me I'm The Best, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy
Cybersex Personality: Experienced, Passionate, Voyeur, Threesomes, The More The Merrier, Nasty, Adventurous, Aggressive, Wild, Role Player, Exhibitionist
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Sent 12/12/2012
Malibu_Cowboy's Scoop
About me:
I am low maintenance and eZ going; but I desire the best. Try to keep up. ;)

ATTENTION REAL MEN, TIRED OF GETTING SCREWED BY RLC BITCHES ON RLC? TAKING FOREVER TO GET LAID? DON'T JUST SIT THERE LOOKING STUPID. DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! I GOT THE BEST DAYUM WOMEN FOR HIRE ON RLC. PRIVATE MESSAGE ME, or better yet, TALK TO ONE OF THEM in a private message.

No freebies, no free chit-chat and definitely, no house-calls!

Need help? Pay for it!

WORKING STUD-MUFFIN HOURS AND RATES:

You pay for condom (1Ray), hotel (2Ray) and take-out (3Ray). Remember, i'm only your undercover lover, just a 1-night stand.

I was born in a whore-house and raised as a slave by a group of lesbiens still residing somewhere in Texas. I barely escaped with my manhood intact. Spent a little time at a nice place called Alcatraz. Today, I am earning my degree as a psycho-analyst for mistreated lesbiens.

Menu of Services, choose up to 3:

Chit-chat = 1 Ray per minute.
If you can get off in less than 60 seconds = 5 Rays
Lip service = 10 Rays
Two bi-sexual encounters = 15 Rays
Honky Tonk Romp Session = 50 Rays (yawn)
Dog and Pony Show = 100 Rays
3-D Pornorama Triple Dolby Sensor Round (bring googles, wear boots and mittens) = 200 Rays

Hours of Operation:

Whenever I am in the Mood...and please, no women on pms. Certified as virus-free by RLC.

"See that Mountain over there? Yup. Someday, I'm gonna own that Mountain!" (Alabama)

I like fast planes, trains, Harleys and Ladies (in that order).

Malibu is California Country!

However, I will drop my drawers for a thick and juicy Texas steak, smothered in BBQ sauce for the lickin' so i keep kickin'...over a bottle of fine wine. Most of the time, I am just as happy eating hot dogs with mustard and relish. Sipping flat beer while cuddled next to a spoiled bitch makes me feel like a wealthy man..

God bless America, the beautiful. Protect her! Shoot any bastard that disrespects my family and friends, or my Marine Corps.


Who I'd like to meet:
A woman needs to act like a lady before she can own a man. A lady can possess the heart and soul of any man she desires.

Admittedly, a real man is even harder to find.

I chase spontaneous and imaginative women who keep their minds active and their bodies looking fun'tastic.

I chase ladies wearing tight tops, short skirts, and high heels with a feminine fragrance. If you got it, flaunt it.

I chase HI-MAINTENANCE, pain in the Azz ladies, as long as they don't sit on their Azz and wait for someone to kiss their Azz.

Life is one fucked-up adventure. Loosen up. Suck it up. Enjoy the Ride!

GET INTO OVERDRIVE

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My Other Profile/Website Links:
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Interests:
I adore a bodacious and curvaceous body showing off in an itsy bitzy white bikini dancing like fire in the wind before a yellow sunset.

I love to surf, stare at the starlettes riding the surf, and dream about caressing the face of an angel.

Got a real tight and squeezable BUTT. I wanna show off a 6-pak stomach by next summer.


My Favorite Websites:
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Music:

Phil Collins - Something Happened on the Way to Heaven

Bon Jovi - Lost Highway

38 Special - Caught Up in You

Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising

Bachman Turner OverdriveClearwater Revival - Roll on Down the Highway


Movies:
Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Top Gun, Cuckoo's Nest and the Unit (television series)
Books:
The Year of Decision 1846, by Bernard Devoto

 

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