 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
Divorced |
| Children: |
Have children |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
Spiritual, but not Religious |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Business Analyst |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
5' 7" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
German, English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Real Life Relationship, Erotic Chat |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
Fetishes, Domination, Bondage, Costumes, Toys, Multiple People, Massage Oil, Exhibition & Voyeurism |
| Sex is Best: |
Passionate, Loving, Experimental, Wild, Kinky, In a Relationship |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Meet Me In Person If We Really Click, Talk Dirty to Me, Make Me Do It, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Seductress/Seductor, Experienced, Submissive, Passionate, Dominating, Threesomes, Fun With Toys, Nasty, Adventurous, Kinky, Wild, Role Player |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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WickedUnclErnie's Scoop
About me:
I'm an unapologetic pop culture geek. My brain is crammed full of generally useless trivial knowledge (but usually good for the occasional "no shit?" moments during a conversation). I also have a pathological need to bring humor and stress-relief into any situation. Life is tough enough, I look for ways to enjoy myself as much as possible and surround myself with people who feel the same.
Another aspect of my personality lies in the fact that I'm a Scorpio. Those who are astrologically informed know that we are a highly passionate sign; formidable partners in both love and war. I've known a few fellow Scorpios over the years and I can attest that most of us seem to be super-freaks. I know this is especially the case with me. That's why I have an account here. I am always on the lookout for new and interesting ways to have sex, cybersex is no different. In fact, the virtual reality nature of this world makes it even easier to explore naughty fun!
DISCLAIMER: I'm not the most popular guy, because I don't accept every Friend invite I receive. I tend to reserve my Friends list for those people I've gotten to know and/or want to keep track of. If you ask to by my Friend and we've never met/spoken, chance are I won't accept. Nothing personal.
Congratulations your a REAL Slut! Your definitely not going to lose it because you sure are using it!
Your Motto: "The More I Drink The Better She Looks!
Your Sign: "Double Bag It!"
* Don't forget to practice SAFE SEX!
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***starXtest v2.0*** |
You are 54% Bisexual
You are bisexual. For you, sex is about having fun and the sex of your partner is of no consequence to you. You probably have a little bit of a preference either way, but you don’t let that slow you down.
Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com |
Romance
Romance is most important in a boyfriend/girlfriend. You need romance in your life. You love the extra dimension that romance brings to a relationship and you tend to fall in love very quickly.
Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com |
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Your Sexuality is Brazilian
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The average Brazilian first has sex at age 16.
And the average number of partners is 15.
Brazilians spend 20 minutes on foreplay on average.
The typical Brazilian has sex two times a week.
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You have a Sexual IQ of 157 |
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| When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. |
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'What is your Sexual IQ?' at QuizUniverse.com |
Who I'd like to meet:
I'm looking to meet and hang out with other like-minded freaks. If s/he lives in the Twin Cities and we have an opportunity to meet up IRL, so much the better. But virtual relationships are what we're developing here, and that's cool, too. It's easier to meet compatible freaks, when you aren't constrained by geographical proximity.
I LOVE erotic role-play, so this site especially speaks to me. Anyone who wants to act out naughty, kinky fantasies OF ANY SORT should feel free to contact me. I'm completely unshockable and I live to fulfill other people's wildest fantasies! Try me, you'll like me!
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More About WickedUnclErnie
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
-My kids' growth and development.
-Computer games
-Hot sex
-Good movies
-Kinky sex
-Good TV shows
-Mind-blowing sex
-Good music
-Masturbation (:-D)
My Favorite Websites:
N/A
Music:
--Robert Randolph & the Family Band
--Los Lonely Boys
--Blue Man Group
--Laika & the Cosmonauts
--Daughtry
--Prince
--Sheryl Crow
--Lenny Kravitz
-Funk
-Classic Rock
-Funk
-Fusion Jazz
-Funk
-70's & 80's Pop
-Funk
-Funk
-Funk
Movies:
--Get Shorty
--Go
--The Fifth Element
--Dark City
--Sin City
--Requiem for a Dream
--Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
--The Seven Samurai
--The Matrix (Just the first one, thankyouverymuch!)
--Bubba-Ho-Tep
--Shawn of the Dead
--Cloverfield
--Any Godzilla movie (except that godawful Hollywood piece of shit)
--Batman Begins
--The Legend of Hell House
--Maverick
--Team America: World Police
--Ferris Bueller's Day Off
--Parenthood
--The Fearless Hyena (Jackie Chan)
--Airplane!
--The Three Faces of Eve
--The 7 Face of Dr. Lao
--Crash
--Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai
--RoboCop
--Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
--Hellraiser
--Hellboy
--Hellboy II: The Golden Army
--The Lord of the Rings (I consider it to be one movie)
--The Incredibles (and, frankly, anything from Pixar)
--The Iron Giant
--Iron Man
--Forbidden Planet
--Heavy Metal
--300
--Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
--Lethal Weapon 2
--Psycho (the original; not that unnecessary remake)
--The Best Years of Our Lives
--The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
--MST3K: The Movie
--My Neighbor Totoro (or anything else from Hiyao Miyazaki)
--Constantine (in spite of Keanu Reeves)
--Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (because of Keanu Reeves)
Books:
--Good Omens (by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett)
--The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (by Douglass Adams)
--Master of the Five Magics (by Lyndon Hardy)
--Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot (by Al Franken)
--Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (by Al Franken)
--Cash (by Johnny Cash)
--Fleetwood (by Mick Fleetwood)
--How I made a Hundred Films in Hollywood and Never Lost a Dime (by Roger Corman)
--The Watchmen (by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons)
--The Dark Knight Returns (by Frank Miller)
--DK2 (by Frank Miller)
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