 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
Single |
| Children: |
Eventually |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
N/A |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Computer Support |
| Body Type: |
N/A |
| Height: |
6' 2" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Real Life Relationship, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
N/A |
| Sex is Best: |
N/A |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
N/A |
| Cybersex Personality: |
N/A |
My Web Gifts
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TheCapm's Scoop
About me:
My name is Jonathan.
My favorite color is green.
My favorite number is 27.
My favorite word is obsequious.
My favorite genre of movie is Comedy.
My favorite genre of book is Sci-Fi.
My favorite kind of food is Mexican.
My favorite band is They Might Be Giants.
I love eating and drinking things that make other people uncomfortable, like lemons and tequila.
I can take any scribble and make a picture out of it (haven't been stumped once).
My shoe size is 12.
I prefer digital watches to analog watches.
I can Photoshop like nobody's business.
So, yeah, I guess that's me in a nutshell. There's plenty more where that came from, but most of my best bits are best told in story form in a semi-small group setting. Maybe I'll tell you the one about the Denny's waitress with PMS or about the time I drank urine...
Who I'd like to meet:
I am searching for an aggregation of obsequious disciples who will flagellate themselves in sycophantic affectations of self-debasement for my delectation. If you conjecture yourself dexterous enough to assuage my desideratum, please contact me straightaway.
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More About TheCapm
My Other Profile/Website Links:
http://www.myspace.com/morondude
Interests:
I like watching and making movies, writing songs and poems, and drawing. I'm into anything artistic, from photography to pottery. Recently, I've been learning how to paint. I'm also doing artwork for a few web comics. I collect Simpson's toys and memorabilia. I'm also a huge Star Wars fan. So, yeah, a giant nerd.
My Favorite Websites:
N/A
Music:
They Might Be Giants, Baernaked Ladies, The Killers, R.E.M., Bloodhound Gang, Ween, Ben Folds Five, Fountains of Wayne, The Turtles, Frankie Valli, Tom Lehrer, The Living End, The Hazzards, Fastball, Stephen Lynch, The Dresden Dolls, Weezer, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Bowling For Soup, Warp 11, Everclear, Green Day, Weird Al Yankovic, Alkaline Trio, The Decemberists
Movies:
As a graduated Film Major, this list could get pretty long. I like lots of films. Just ask me!
Books:
A Confederacy of Dunces, I Am America (And So Can You), Star Wars New Jedi Order Series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Onion, Letters from a Nut, The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat, Time's Arrow, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Anything by Stephen King
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