 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Meet People, Doesn't Fun count anymore |
| Marital Status: |
Happily Married |
| Children: |
Have children |
| Education: |
High School |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
No |
| Occupation: |
Slave to the grind. |
| Body Type: |
More to love! |
| Height: |
6' 2" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
German, English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Virgin, Fetishes, Swapping, A Beach, Costumes, Toys, Multiple People, Massage Oil, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism, Me wearing nothing but a trench coat. lol |
| Sex is Best: |
Casual, Passionate, Loving, Wild, Kinky, In a Relationship |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Meet Me In Person If We Really Click, Talk Dirty to Me, Teach Me New Tricks, Call me Johny. No wait Bobby. |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Amateur, Loving, Passionate, Voyeur, Threesomes, The More The Merrier, Fun With Toys, Nasty, Not Too Wild, Adventurous, Kinky, Aggressive, Passive, Wild, Role Player |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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Mr__J's Scoop
About me:
Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Joker
I'm just a big guy that likes to take up lots of space.I'm married now with a beautiful wife and two of the cutest daughters.Just an over all family type of guy. (Not to be mistaken with Peter from the Family Guy) If you'd like to friend me please be somewhere in this criteria. 1.Loose woman with low morals that loves talking to big nerdy guys like me. "No need to be shy we all know who you are." "You also can't get any more NERDY with a request like this". 2. Capable of Breathing. "If your dead you don't respond to instanst messages well." ( I know what your saying, this should be number one. But, you can't blame a guy for trying.) lol 3.A nerd in any fashion. "this could be the closet comic book reader living in their mothers basement to the man that's in his 50's and still likes to watch cartoons at home." 4. Please be willing to have a sense of humor. "You are trying to talk to me after all. If you don't have one that's ok too, I can just show you how to build a home lobotomy kit that will help you have one in 3 easy steps."(It worked for me and now I'm all better) 5. Don't forget that an enema gives a great feeling of accomplishment. "I'm not making this a requirement, but the whole town where I live needs one horribly." (Friends excluded)
Who I'd like to meet:
Stan "the man" Lee is definitely number one on my list! I'm proud to say that I've met my second favorite Bruce Campbell when I used to Work at Office Depot in Medford. God, I hated that place! Third would definitely have to be Hugh Hefner because he not only helped hormonal teens with pictures of beautiful women, but hormonal adults as well. Thank you for helping us get past puberty Hef all the love and wishes. I hope you live another 80 years! My "little member" if ya know what I mean. I've been fat for so long I've had to put up missing pictures on milk cartons to see if anyone has seen it. I've even enlisted Microbiologists to see if their microscopes could even find it. No luck so far....
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More About Mr__J
My Other Profile/Website Links:
N/A
Interests:
Comics like x-men, Superman, Batman, Dardevil,Fantastic 4, Spiderman, Punisher,Transformers old school style, Gen 13, and all other great corny ones you can think of.
My Favorite Websites:
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Music:
Gotta say I love the Ramones first and foremost. Most old school punk, some west coast styles like NOFX, Pennywise, MXPX, Nothing Error lately,last but never least the Misfits. Also gotta love some the real clasic metal like Maiden, Motorhead, Antrax, Pantera, AC/DC,
Movies:
I also like movies about comics, cartoons, Real movies based on different characters, I like horror, action with Bruce Campbell preferably, and old style movies that I'm sure most people my age would scratch their head to. I'm also a big fan of raunchy commedies that I know I shouldn't have watched as a kid but did anyways. "Thank you USA up all night."
Books:
Comics, and Playboy. Does that count. I read them I swear. It's just hard to after the pages get stuck together.
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