 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
I AM HERE FOR USE |
| Marital Status: |
N/A |
| Children: |
Love them, but do not want any of my own |
| Education: |
N/A |
| Religion: |
N/A |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
N/A |
| Body Type: |
Slim / Slender |
| Height: |
5' 4" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
BBC AND HOT TASTY CUM |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Virgin, Fetishes, Domination, Bondage, Costumes, Toys, Multiple People, Sadism & Masochism, Loving Submission |
| Sex is Best: |
Passionate, Loving, Experimental, Wild, Kinky |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Talk Dirty to Me, Make Me Do It, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Amateur, Submissive, Loving, Passionate, Innocent, Threesomes, Fun With Toys, Adventurous, Kinky, Role Player |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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Dark_Desires_UK's Scoop
About me:
I always try to make time to care, listen and chat with anyone (as long as they are respectful and polite...at least at first;-) ) and i have a strange sense of humoUr, so apologies for that, but thats me folks! Feel free to hold it against me....nudge nudge, wink wink!
Unlike some, I pride myself on being approachable; so please, feel free to speak to me...I will respond (eventually!)...honest!
One thing about approachability - As in real life, if we meet in a public place, cool, I love to chat, but if I am in my own home in rl, people usually call to ask to come and visit...Friends who just randomly drop into My zaby, or even other's zaby's with whom I may be visiting from time to time may find themselves ex-Friends (Like the Parrot sketch!) - YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Who I'd like to meet:
I am submissive by nature and am always willing to please any Mistress or Master requiring relief from the tensions and stresses of life; I am sub more than slave, but if coaxed in the right way, I can give my body, mind and soul to the right strong Person. A worthy Mistress/Master should have intelligence and understanding of me and, above all, have a sense of humoUr similar to Myself. If You think that might be You, let's find out, but if it is You; My God, i have some issues to sort out! *Winks*
Oh yes, also I am so not into drama...If you are, keep clear of me...you'll just get wound up by My facetiousness...Seriously though, what is the point of getting up-tight on here? Uther=Other....other verse, not the real Universe...A lot of peeps need to remember that when they all start becoming mightier than thou! ..........
*Picks up My soapbox and walks on...*
Disclaimer *No words were harmed in the making of this Profile. Letters obtained permission from the relevant alphabet to appear here. Your sanity may be at risk if you consider approaching the owner of this profile, and your own profile is subject to interest from time to time from anyone logged into Utherverse and perving your information displayed therein. Your friend stock may go down as well as up trying to keep up with my wit and humoUr. Your ass may be repossessed if you do not keep up your lag controls in line with the Server Gods and ultimately may result in a Boot from RLC of the highest magnitude Be warned - It Hurts!).*
Probably the Best Pub Sign in the World!
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More About Dark_Desires_UK
My Other Profile/Website Links:
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Interests:
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?"
However, you do need rules. Driving on the left (or the right or, in parts of Europe, on the left and the right as the mood takes you) is a rule which works, since following it means you're more likely to reach your intended rather than your final destination.
(Terry Pratchett)
My Favorite Websites:
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Music:
Movies:
Star Trek (2009), Blade Runner, Alien(s), Independence Day, the Matrix, Terminator Movies, Mad Max, Back to the Future, and all movies within the Sci Fi Genre.
In Saddo TV Land - Star Trek (apart from TOS - I will be killed by a Bird of Prey for that but hey, each to their own!); Blakes Seven - An absolute classic with nice plastic sets, aliens and acting; 24 - Apart from Day 6 , load of Tosh - Oh and Redemption - WHY?!?; Life on Mars;Eli Stone; Spooks (Thats MI5 for American People) and last, but by no means least, the Reinventing of Dr Who - AWESOME - especially - 'Whatever you do, DON'T BLINK!?!' - Stephen Moffatt is a genius. Also the Music from the Finale of 'the Sound of Drums' is now on my Playlist (Voodoo Child).
"It is returning, it is returning through the dark ... he will knock four times."
And wait, my humour? Comes from Classic Comedies - The Young Ones, Citizen Smith, the New Statesman, Harry Enfield, Newman & Baddiel, Not the Nine-O'clock News, Red Dwarf, Blackadder, Monty Python (Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink) and The Fast Show - But please don't mention Little Britain!
Books:
All Fantasy titles, but including Terry Pratchet Laugh-a-thons and HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy - Remember - Don't Panic!!!!
Other Fantasy books include those by Raymond E Feist, Stephen Donaldson, Terry Brooks, Tad Williams (I recommend the Otherland Series of books, you can lose yourself completely in it....mind you that was before I came on here (Excuse the Pun!)) and David Eddings (Not as good as people rave, but still ok)
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