General Info
I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Meet People |
Marital Status: |
Single |
Children: |
I don't want children |
Education: |
In College |
Religion: |
Catholic |
Smoke: |
No |
Drink: |
Yes |
Occupation: |
Pharmacology |
Body Type: |
Slim / Slender |
Height: |
5' 4" |
Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
Languages: |
English, Gaelic |
Sexy Stuff
I Am Looking For: |
Just Looking |
Sexual Fantasies: |
N/A |
Sex is Best: |
Casual |
Cybersex: |
N/A |
I Want You To: |
N/A |
Cybersex Personality: |
Passionate, Threesomes, Not Too Wild, Kinky |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
|
AshleyLoveLy's Scoop
About me:
Once in a rare while, somebody comes along who doesnt just raise the bar, they create an entirely new standard of measurement. #RIPSteveJobs
Who I'd like to meet:
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained. "Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open
|
More About AshleyLoveLy
My Other Profile/Website Links:
GoArmy.com
Interests:
Online Gaming.. GIRL GAMER POWER!!!!! 8D
TEAM FORTRESS 2 SOLDIER !!!!!
EVERYTHING IRISH!!!
My Favorite Websites:
It is God's job to forgive Osama bin Laden, It is our job to arrange a face to face meeting.
Music:
Classic Rock
Top 20's
Movies:
Arry Pottah
Taking Chance- About escorting a dead soldier home
Comedies LOL
Books:
Treasure IsLand
Tale of Two Cities
|
|