I figured the best way to know how I roll is to read my answers to this random quiz....
If you could be any insect (excluding a butterfly) what would you be?
I would definitely be a praying mantis. That way I could eat my boyfriend's head after copulation. I mean, I'd be lying if I said I haven't tried already.
Have you ever shot a gun?
Yeah, I used to play with bee bee guns at my grandpa's house. It was normally just to shoot pop cans and occasionally my little brothers, but one time I shot a quail and got really scared he would be mad at me but, being the hick that he is, he came outside, popped the head off with his bare hands, washed it off with the hose, and actually grilled it that night. Yum.
Funniest sex term:
I'm gonna have to go with Cunnilingus. I know it's not some disgusting act like Angry Dragon or Hot lunch, but the word alone is just a complete turn off; it makes a vagina sound like a dead fish or something.
Come up with a raunchy color name for a new Crayola crayon.
Ummm either Blue Balls or Prostate Purple. But I feel like the latter would be more of a mauve looking color. Just a thought.
Worst injury:
No twists. No sprains. No broken bones. A broken heart, I suppose.
Have you ever gotten arrested?
No, but I've been handcuffed. Does that count?
Have you ever legitimately had a pillow fight at an all girl slumber party?
No but I wouldn't mind messing around with girls and showing them what a pillow fight is all about. What girl doesn't like being with her friends being able to just hang out in their underwear and smack them around a little bit?
What's the meanest thing you ever said to another girl?
I have never really said anything to mean to anyone's face because I don't believe fighting accomplishes anything and once you say something you can't take it back. As much as some girls bother me and I want to say something to them I bite my tongue and get over it.
Favorite 90's one hit wonder?
What Is Love by Haddaway. Every time I hear that song it reminds me of the movie A Night At The Roxbury. It just has a catchy tune and I love to dance so it gets me hyped up.
Who is the hottest female Disney character?
I would have to say Jasmine from Aladdin. She has the long dark hair and skin and personally thats what I like. I love her little outfit she wears, there is nothing wrong with showing off a little skin.
Which celebrity do you think you look like?
Probably Audrina Patrdige from the Hills. I have had quite a few people tell me I look like her which is not a bad thing, it makes me feel pretty good about myself.
What are some pick up lines that work? What definitely doesn't work?
Okay anything you immediately think of when you hear "pick up lines" does NOT work. the ones that do work are the less cheesy ones that HAVE to be used by someone being blatantly sarcastic.
If you were to dance, would you do it like no one was watching?
Depends if people were watching. If I'm at a club, I tend to bring it down a few notches but when I'm at home, I break it down like Laquisha.
When you use public restrooms do you hover over the toilet?
Yes. In fact I'm the person who lines up single squares of toilet paper on the seat till its completely covered (kind of like "Shitbreak" from American Pie). ahahaha
Have you ever voted for President? For American Idol?
I voted for the very first time this November, and I'm pretty sure I begged my mom to let me vote for Kelly Clarkson when I was twelve but I never did. Apparently she didn't need my help.
Favorite look on a guy:
I'm a Scruff McGruff kinda girl myself. I don't know what it is about a five o'clock shadow that just makes me melt. I also love it when guys wear shirts and ties with distressed jeans. Business casual is key. And he's GOT to be tall
Favorite position. For sitting:
Indian style. No question. I feel like anyone who knows me knows that I'm always sitting cross-legged. My best friend drives stick and when she first got her car I was constantly banging my knee into the gear shifter knob thingy and knocking her out of gear
Was there ever a nerdy/geeky/smart kid in high school you thought was kind of cute but never told him?
No, but I had the biggest crush on my environmental science teacher junior year. I wanted him to classify my species ifffff you know what I mean.
Definitely or definately?
Ugh. Definitely. There are few things in this world that turn me off more than poor grammar and spelling. I don't understand how a good handful of people I meet have yet to conquer proper usage of the simplest words. It makes my brain hurt.
How much money is in your savings account?
$1.83. I'm obviously saving up for something good? I just had to check Citibank online to see if I had ANY money in there.
Would you ever ask a guy out?
I have, actually. Sometimes guys need a little help in the "words" department, so I have to help them along. I'd definitely say that I would rather be asked out than do the asking because I like to know the guy is interested before I have to break out the old song and dance.
Weirdest dream:
I had a dream once that my dorm was this huge beautiful building that was on the edge of a jungle near the water, and in the middle of the night these sirens went off and helicopters were all over the place looking for something. Turns out it was a bunch of renegade T-Rex's and they chased us all over the place for the rest of my dream. Right before I woke up I remember being in a lab where my friend was explaining to me how he figured out how to turn a McGriddle into a delicious cereal. All the while I was trying to explain that there were carnivorous dinosaurs out for our blood.
Worst/best Truth or Dare?
The day after my boyfriend told me he cheated on me (on my prom night, no less!), my friend dared me to go to his house and punch him in the face. Immature? Maybe. But either way we took the ten minute drive to his house and I woke him from his peaceful slumber to land a few left hooks in his mug. Definitely worth the drive and the effort.
Can you unwrap a Starburst with your tongue?
Baja California Starbursts have been a regular part of my diet for as long as I can remember, so Starbursts I can do. Cherry stems, however, are not my forte.
