 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
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| Marital Status: |
Happily Married |
| Children: |
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| Education: |
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| Religion: |
Jewish |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
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| Body Type: |
Athletic |
| Height: |
6' 0" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English, ????? |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
N/A |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
Sex in the Rain |
| Sex is Best: |
Passionate, Loving, Wild, In a Relationship |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
Tell Me I'm The Best |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Experienced, Loving, Passionate, The More The Merrier, Wild |
My Web Gifts
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MrNaughtyTrevor's Scoop
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More About MrNaughtyTrevor
My Other Profile/Website Links:
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Interests:
Lacrosse, NFL Football, Ultimate Frisbee Challenge (UFC), Volleyball
Favorite Quotations
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MY QOUTES
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*tiny mc tinester
*geshmak
*Umm...
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STEP BROTHERS
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"You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus."
"This house is a fucking prison!"
"No tv for a week. what! your fucking high!"
"You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learning doctors.
Brennan Huff: You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!
Dale Doback: [Dale turns his face to Brennan] Oh yeah?
Brennan Huff: [Brennan turns his face to Dale] Yeah.
Dale Doback: I'm a curly-headed fuck?
Brennan Huff: Yeah. You better not go to sleep, cause as soon as your eyes shut I'm gonna punch you square in the face.
Dale Doback: I hope you stay still when you sleep, cause I'm gonna put a rat trap between your legs.
Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase, and fill it full of bars of soap, and beat the shit out of you."
"Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my g-d, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner. Shut the fuck up!"
"I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home."
"You jagaloons! You're failures! FAILURES!
Brennan Huff: Hey, you're embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuck!
Nancy Huff: Brennan.
Brennan Huff: Two things: You keep your liver-spotted hands off my beautiful mother. She's a saint! And then you sit down and you write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000.
Nancy Huff: Oh, stop it! Stop it right...
Brennan Huff: Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass...
Nancy Huff: Brennan!
Brennan Huff: ...you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit! "
"I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me? "
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THE HANGOVER
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"You Were in the Hospital Last Night? Are you ok?"
"Do you have to park so close? Why? Not supposed to be within 200 feet of the school... or chuck-e-cheese"
"You just nailed the baby with the car door.. are my glasses ok? your glasses are fine... dick"
"Who's baby is that? Check it's collar or something"
"She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring...I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."
"It's on the corner of 'get a map' and 'fuck off"
"counting cards isn't illegal, it's just frowned upon.. like masturbating on an airplane"
My Favorite Websites:
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Music:
favorite bands are:
August Burns Red, I, The Breather, War of Ages, System of a Down, Austrian Death Machine, Attain, Altered State, The Greatest Band in the World "UL-TREV-ATUM", aka (The Dark Society Band) Disturbed, Sinai Beach, Taea, Unearth, BRING ME THE HORIZON, Serj Tankian, Parkway Drive, Asking Alexandria, Miss May I, The Devil Wears Prada, AND MORE.....
Movies:
Favorite TV Shows:
BATMAN, Batman Beyond, Batman: The Animated Series, CHUCK, Dexter, FAMILY GUY, King of the Hill, Beavis and Butt-head, American Dad , South Park, DRAGON BALL Z, KyleXY, Smallville, ANGRY BEAVERS, iCarly, Blue Mountain State, Cougar Town, CODE GEASS, DEATH NOTE, Full Metal Alchemist, Samurai Champloo, Blassreiter, Claymore,Elfen Lied, GUNGRAVE, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles, Leverage, Knight Rider, War at Home, The Last Man Standing, Supah Ninjas, Modern Family, Once Upon a Time, ManUp, Up All Night, Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness, DARKWING DUCK, The Green Lantern, Se7en Days, Big Bang Theory, THE OFFICE (US).. and more.....
Books:
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