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soylent2oz
"Laugh while you can, Monkey Boy!"
Female
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54 years old 
City N/A, State N/A 
AU
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Last Profile Login: 7/29/2007
Last World Login: Never
Member Since: 7/31/2006
General Info
I Am Here For: For a New Experience, To Meet People
Marital Status: N/A
Children: N/A
Education: Post Grad
Religion: Other
Smoke: No
Drink: No
Occupation: N/A
Body Type: Athletic
Height: 5' 7"
Ethnicity: Other
Languages: French, English, Spanish, Russian
Sexy Stuff
I Am Looking For: Virtual Relationship, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships
Sexual Fantasies: Cross-Dressing, Bondage, A Beach, Costumes, Multiple People, Massage Oil, Dunno wots out there
Sex is Best: When u can get it :-P
Cybersex: N/A
I Want You To: Talk Dirty to Me, Tell Me Your Fantasy, Hrm...Other options???
Cybersex Personality: Amateur, Innocent
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About me:
If I was a dumb horny slut instead of having half a brain would that make me more friends???? If I was the least bit interesting I would put something here. I am just a cast-off from the bourgeois living in bourgeoisie hell as a bohemian. Ok, I actually live in Oz, and trust me it is bourgeoisie hell. Email me and ask why if you don't believe me! I have a few talents e.g. making a mess of my life, longing for someone who is bad for me, trying to be a good person and getting frustrated when other people don't do the "right" thing, and lastly I am not a poseur but I know a few.
Who I'd like to meet:
ANYONE with half a brain that can hold a conversation about a myriad of topics. Someone with social passion and not just sexual passion. Someone that can laugh at the bourgeoisie and yet live amongst them as one of them. Fame and fortune are of no interest to me so really I only care about what is in a person's head. The most erotic people I have met have also been some of the smartest!
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Interests:
Clay sculpture. Roses -as in growing them not buying them or being given them. Reading -genuine books not that crap in the Oprah Book Club or anything by Dan Brown. I love cooking. I grow my own herbs and some vegetables. Lastly I like selling my stuff in e-bay because there always seems to be someone out there willing to buy someone elses crap! (Ok, I am actually selling the remnants of my bourgeois life like my AUTHENTIC LV handbags).
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Music:
All kinds anything from Taj Mahal and John Lee Hooker to Eskimoe Joe and Nelly Furtado and classical strings e.g. YoYo Ma and Itzhak Perlman. I am learning piano. I play guitar and cello. My iTunes / CD collection is rather ecclectic as there is no one particular genre that I aspire to listen to over another. Don't much care for Mexican Thrash Metal or Marilyn Manson but otherwise I'm into anyting that has an appreciable beat and the vocals aren't too doctored with software.
Movies:
Anything after 1995 seems to be crap from Hollywood. Sure there are some cute movies e.g. Bride and Prejudice (Bollywood meets Hollywood) but for the most part movies these days are too full of themselves (Brokeback Mountain and TransAmerica). LOTR was good, and I'm looking forward to The Hobbit. Would love to see a full length Sopranos movie of (new) Battlestar Galactica movie. And yes, The Simpsons feature length film will be on my list, although I am fearing it will be a disappointment.
Books:
I read Popular Mechanics, New Scientist, Scientific American, Beter Homes and Gardens and occasionally Playboy (for the articles :-P). I love going to book sales and collecting hardbacks of the "classics" and any Russian literature (it's better in Russian).

 

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