General Info
I Am Here For: |
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Marital Status: |
Single |
Children: |
Have children |
Education: |
College Graduate |
Religion: |
Spiritual, but not Religious |
Smoke: |
Yes |
Drink: |
No |
Occupation: |
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Body Type: |
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Height: |
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Ethnicity: |
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Languages: |
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Sexy Stuff
I Am Looking For: |
Social Encounters, Just Looking, Real Life Relationship, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships |
Sexual Fantasies: |
A Virgin, A Beach, Costumes, Toys, Multiple People, A Public Place, Exhibition & Voyeurism |
Sex is Best: |
All of the above... |
Cybersex: |
N/A |
I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Talk Dirty to Me, Tell Me I'm The Best, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
Cybersex Personality: |
Amateur, Loving, Voyeur, Not Too Wild, Role Player, Exhibitionist |
My Web Gifts
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SmoothHardSex's Scoop
About me:
40 year old college educated truck driver...putting my 40k worth of geography degree to good use by exploring the country. I'm reasonably intelligent (usually), physically I'm an Adonis like specimen of the human race (Adonis who? I've been asked...), with hair that flows like the wind (well it hasn't flowed in the wind for a few years...), and youthful in my emotions and spirit (really). Odd (generally good) sense of humor that makes people think I'm quite happy-go-lucky. In other words; way too honest...yeah, I'm old, bald and fat, but I love myself just the way I am, and I like to talk to people (albeit a bit shy around pretty women).
Who I'd like to meet:
Women; young, old; short, tall; big, small; rich, poor...I like them all, but really, just looking for a 90 year old woman with a massive estate and bank book with a bad heart to marry...I promise to make her happy for the rest of her life...Just kidding. Is well mannered, reasonably beautiful, not all messed up, great smile, and a warm heart too much too ask for? I'll talk to anyone that will talk to me.
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More About SmoothHardSex
My Other Profile/Website Links:
http://www.jango.com/stations/3200101;tunein
Interests:
Geography, Camping, Reading, Exploring the world, conquering small third world nations and plundering their riches, and cooking (or more so, eating good food).
My Favorite Websites:
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Music:
Jazz is the essence of life. The golden age of rock ended in 1985 much quicker than it started in the 1960's. Blues is cool. Classical sets the mind to rest. Did I mention classic jazz is incredible? Sirius spa 73 makes the miles go by smoothly.
Movies:
Good Shepard, Last King of Scotland, The Stand...my tastes are quite varied.
Books:
I have read textbooks for entertainment, never read an encyclopedia on the toilet though. Good spy thrillers, techno thrillers, some crime and mystery.
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