 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Explore My Sexuality, To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
Swinger |
| Children: |
N/A |
| Education: |
College Graduate |
| Religion: |
Spiritual, but not Religious |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
No |
| Occupation: |
Demonoligist-Paranormal investigator |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
5' 7" |
| Ethnicity: |
Native American |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Social Encounters, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Beach, Massage Oil |
| Sex is Best: |
Passionate, Loving, Experimental, Wild, In a Relationship |
| Cybersex: |
Yes |
| I Want You To: |
N/A |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Experienced, Loving, Passionate, Adventurous |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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Chapps1's Scoop
About me:
I love walks in the jungle, rabid puppies, Emu and Llama wrestling, and offroad
mopeding. I also enjoy running naked through blackberry patches.
A lot of people have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous
that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask)
I like to dance, but the only dances I know are the "Robot" and "Macarena", so I'm always (a) hit on the dance floor....especially at country/western bars. I tried
to learn the electric slide, but I slid into a wall and broke my leg.
I was a professional bungee-jumper, but due to my depth perception issues, it didn't last long.
I've got carpal-tunnel in my left big toe, but it doesn't seem to affect my handwriting too much anymore.
My best friend is a Burundian Pygmy. His name is Mbaba-Mwanna-Waresa-Something, but I just call him shorty, it's easier. We hang out all the time. Although when he gets mad at me, he punches me in the kneecaps and shoots
me with a poison blowdart. We always laugh about that afterwards while I'm recovering in the hospital.
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Who I'd like to meet:
I'm looking for somebody that is breathing, and preferably not in any type of relationship, such as marriage, a cult, or prison.
A woman that has a steady head on her shoulders, but not a steady shot when she's mad.
As beautiful on the inside, as she is in the dark.
She has to have a sense of humor, especially if catching me in a lie, drunk, or out with the guys (or all the above).
She MUST know how to bathe, and does it regularly....with or without my assistance.
She cannot be a blood relative (note to self: always check this first, not last).
And must be of legal age...in [YOUR STATE], NOT Missouri.
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More About Chapps1
My Other Profile/Website Links:
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Interests:
I like to take pictures of people taking pictures of things. It really annoys them, especially when I use the strobe lights.
I like going to fancy restaurants, such as Chez McDonalds, B. King Grill, and Arbysaggio Ristorante.
To relax, I like unscrewing my favorite bottle of wine, and sitting in front of my neon "fireplace" on my Bare skin rug, listening to the rain falling on the cardboard roof.
My Favorite Websites:
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Music:
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Movies:
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Books:
The last thing I read was a sign that said "One way, do not enter". Then I woke
up in the hospital....again. I REALLY need to pay more attention to the road
signs.
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