 General Info
| I Am Here For: |
To Meet People, For a little fun with some creative intelligent people... |
| Marital Status: |
Happily Married |
| Children: |
I don't want children |
| Education: |
N/A |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
Self-employed domestic goddess!! |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
5' 7" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships, Let us just wait and see shall we.... |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
Fetishes, Domination, Bondage, Costumes, Toys, Multiple People |
| Sex is Best: |
All of the above..... |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
Be charming.... |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Submissive, Loving, Fun With Toys, Adventurous, Kinky, |
My Web Gifts
A gift from uname
Note:
Content:
Sent
12/12/2012
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MonotonousDream's Scoop
About me:
This profile was edited with funerella.com Editor
On the edge of desire and lust there is a shiver that moves through the shadows of anticipation, exciting the senses and igniting the dry tinder of imagination, allowing the thinker to escape.
In those quiet moments when I lay back and let myself escape, I need do nothing more than trail my fingers down my neck, and so lightly over my hard nipple, to know how delicious it would feel if it was the tip of His tongue flicking and lingering, making my breath catch as I feel His teeth graze my skin, a nibble, a nip then a bite and He is rewarded with a deep luscious moan, my back arching into Him a little, my eyes half closed, catching my lip between my teeth.
Feeling His hand warm on my skin as He moves it down my body - rougher now, His desire manifesting in my soft moans as I feel His fingers on my thigh kneading my skin as He parts my legs feeling any lingering resistance melt away, and He knows that He will take me, He knows He will feel how wet I am for Him as my hips arch to meet His touch.....
Breathy.....waiting, hearing ringing.......ringing? Fuck! Bloody phone again.
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I love to laugh, I love to dance, I love my dogs. I don’t like people to whinge all the time, I love all kinds of music, I love purple, I believe that a healthy amount of honestly and a lot of sarcasm can go a long way.
I enjoy talking with people who can use a comma appropriately, and have a hard time talking with those that think ‘m8’ is a word.
I love tattoos and snow makes me really happy. I can be funny and I am seldom mean without good reason. I can be crass and crude and I love the word cunt! I swear a lot. I can be demanding and sometimes hard work. I can be waspish, brattish and cold when I’m tired.
I love affection and yet pretend that I don’t. I am submissive, yielding and dutiful. I am wilful, headstrong and opinionated. I blog prolifically at times about whatever takes my fancy and then won’t say a word for months. I am seldom serious unless backed into a corner.
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I disagree ardently with the statement that life is too short. Life is the longest fucking thing you are ever going to do, but I do believe that every day above ground is a good one and regardless of how bad things seem to be it could always be worse. I subscribe to the 6 months/10 years from now theory – in 6 months will it really matter? If not why are you making such a fucking fuss about it now? If it will, put the ten year spin on it and stop whinging.
Hey, I gotta lotta faith in you
I'll stick with you kid- that's the bottom line
Yeah, we have a lot of fun don't we
And heaven has to be with you all the time
~ Dave Dobbyn, Slice of Heaven
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Such is the way of the world ~~
You can never know ~~
Just where to put all your faith ~~
And how will it grow ~~
Gonna rise up ~~
Burning back holes in dark memories ~~
Gonna rise up ~~
Turning mistakes into gold ~~
Such is the passage of time ~~
Too fast to fold ~~
And suddenly swallowed by signs ~~
Low and behold ~~
Gonna rise up ~~
Find my direction magnetically ~~
Gonna rise up ~~
Throw down my ace in the hole ~~
~ Eddie Vedder, Rise
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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."
~ The Great Douglas Adams
Who I'd like to meet:
In my humble opinion, cock shots do not make a good profile picture, regardless of how impressive.
I enjoy chatting with people about all kinds of stuff. If you can be friendly, preferably funny, moderately charming and somewhat witty with a twist of sarcasm an enjoyment of banter and a mutual appreciation of the word cunt, we should get on just fine.
I am a lover of fantasy and imagination. An explorer of dark desires and erotic ideas. A participant in stimulating, witty conversation with intelligent respectful people.
If you fit that description then chances are that I would probably like to meet you, always remember that charm and respect will get your further than filth and baseness.
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More About MonotonousDream
My Other Profile/Website Links:
Interests:
Many and varied. I'm working on this profile and will fill things in as inspiration strikes.
I like to blog. I don’t think that I’m spectacularly good at it, but I quite enjoy it. I see no reason why not being good at something should stop anyone doing it if you derive some pleasure from it – well maybe surgeons they should be at least passably good at what they are doing and pilots I think I would prefer that pilots are not only good at it but thoroughly enjoy it.
Snow - not only interesting, but it makes me happy!
My Favorite Websites:
N/A
Music:
Where to start, no I am going to make a list soon and post it here.....including but not limited to:
Eddie Vedder,
Bob Dylan,
John Lennon,
Dave Dobbyn,
Eric Serra,
Pavarotti,
Norman Cook,
Paul van Dyk,
Kid Kenobi,
MOS,
Louis Armstrong,
Frank Sinatra,
Hilltop Hoods,
Penguin Cafe Orchestra,
The Dream Academy,
Nik Kershaw,
Nick Skitz,
Hermitude,
White Town.
Movies:
I don't watch that many really - clearly I spend too much time on the interwebs! Top of my list would have to be a dark little comedy called "The Last Supper" any of Tim Burton's work. The Fifth Element, The Big Blue, Waking Ned Devine.
Books:
Stay tuned list to follow, but again varied - anything from LOTR to The Porn Report. I will confess that I was totally sucked in by the Twilight series and I know Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy from cover to cover.
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