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I DON'T HAVE A BUCKET LIST, BUT MY "FUCK-IT" LIST IS A MILE LONG ,,l,,(-_-),,l,,
Male
Straight
110 years old
CONFUSED, State N/A
US
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rais_n_hell SAYS ITS ALL SHITS & GIGGLES UNTIL SOMEONE GIGGLES & SHITS
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Last Profile Login: 9/30/2024
Last World Login: 10/25/2016
Member Since: 4/18/2011
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General Info
| I Am Here For: |
For a New Experience, To Meet People |
| Marital Status: |
Divorced |
| Children: |
Eventually |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Smoke: |
No |
| Drink: |
Yes |
| Occupation: |
N/A |
| Body Type: |
Average |
| Height: |
5' 10" |
| Ethnicity: |
White / Caucasian |
| Languages: |
English |
Sexy Stuff
| I Am Looking For: |
Virtual Relationship, Cyber Sex, Social Encounters, Just Looking, Erotic Chat, Cyber Friendships |
| Sexual Fantasies: |
A Beach, Toys, Massage Oil, A Public Place |
| Sex is Best: |
Passionate, Loving, Wild, In a Relationship |
| Cybersex: |
N/A |
| I Want You To: |
Play Along With My Fantasy, Talk Dirty to Me, Teach Me New Tricks, Tell Me Your Fantasy |
| Cybersex Personality: |
Amateur, Loving, Passionate, Innocent, Not Too Wild |
My Web Gifts
Note:
"Distance between two hearts is not a obstacle, rather a beautiful reminder just how strong true love can be"... Today, tomorrow, forever..Your Alice xoxoxoxoxo
Content:
Sent
02/13/2014
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rais_n_hell's Scoop
About me:
Who I'd like to meet:
I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A LADY WHO'S INDEPENDENT, SPIRIT STRONG, HONEST, CARING, KIND, SMART AND FUNNY. DEFINITELY SOMEONE WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR. WHO WOULD ENJOY CARRYING ON A CONVERSATION WITH ME, HANG OUT WITH ME. WHO ENJOYS GETTING TO KNOW ME AND LETS ME GET TO KNOW HER.
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Music:
...............................ATHEIST AND CHILD.....AN ATHEIST WAS SEATED NEXT TO A LITTLE GIRL ON AN AIRPLANE AND HE TURNED TO HER AND SAID, "DO YOU WANT TO TALK?
FLIGHTS GO QUICKER IF YOU STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION WITH A FELLOW PASSENGER."........
THE LITTLE GIRL, WHO HAD JUST STARTED TO READ HER BOOK, REPLIED TO THE TOTAL STRANGER,.......
"WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT?" "OH, I DON'T KNOW," SAID THE ATHEIST. ......."HOW ABOUT WHY THERE IS NO GOD?" AS HE SMILED SMUGLY......"OK," SHE SAID. LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION FIRST:... A HORSE, A COW AND A DEER ALL EAT THE SAME STUFF - GRASS.....
YET A DEER EXCRETES LITTLE PELLETS, WHILE A COW TURNS OUT A FLAT PATTY, BUT A HORSE PRODUCES CLUMPS ...... WHY DO YOU SUPPOSE THAT IS? " .....THE ATHEIST, VISIBLY SURPRISED BY THE LITTLE GIRLS INTELLIGENCE, THINKS ABOUT IT AND SAYS, "HMMMM, I HAVE NO IDEA."...... TO WHICH THE LITTLE GIRL REPLIES, "DO YOU REALLY FEEL QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS WHY THERE IS NO GOD WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT? " .....AND THEN SHE WENT BACK TO READING HER BOOK.
Movies:
YOU GOTTA LOVE DRUNK PEOPLE!!!!..........
A MAN AND HIS WIFE ARE AWAKENED AT 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING
BY A LOUD POUNDING ON THE DOOR. THE MAN GETS UP AND GOES TO THE DOOR WHERE A DRUNKEN STRANGER, STANDING IN THE POURING RAIN, IS ASKING FOR A PUSH......
"NOT A CHANCE," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "IT IS 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!" HE SLAMS THE DOOR AND RETURNS BACK TO BED......
"WHO WAS THAT?" ASKED HIS WIFE......
"JUST SOME DRUNK GUY ASKING FOR A PUSH," HE ANSWERS......
"DID YOU HELP HIM?" SHE ASKS......
"NO I DID NOT. IT IS 3 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND IT IS POURING OUT THERE!!!"......
"WELL, YOU HAVE A SHORT MEMORY," SAYS HIS WIFE. "DON'T YOU REMEMBER, ABOUT 3 MONTHS AGO WHEN WE BROKE DOWN AND THOSE 2 GUYS HELPED US?
I THINK YOU SHOULD HELP HIM, AND YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!!!"......
THE MAN DOES AS HE'S TOLD, GETS DRESSED AND GOES OUT INTO THE POURING RAIN...... HE CALLS OUT INTO THE DARK, "HELLO, ARE YOU STILL THERE?".......
"YES" COMES BACK THE ANSWER.......
"DO YOU STILL NEED A PUSH?" CALLS OUT THE HUSBAND.......
"YES PLEASE!" COMES THE REPLY FROM THE DARK .......
"WHERE ARE YOU?" ASKS THE HUSBAND......
"OVER HERE ON THE SWING!" REPLIES THE DRUNK....
Books:
LIFESAVERS.......A TEACHER WAS DOING A STUDY, TESTING THE SENSES (TASTE) OF 1ST GRADERS USING A BOWL OF LIFESAVERS.............
THE CHILDREN BEGAN TO IDENTIFY THE FLAVORS BY THEIR COLOR :.........
RED = CHERRY........YELLOW = LEMON.......GREEN = LIME.......ORANGE = ORANGE....... FINALLY THE TEACHER GAVE THEM ALL "HONEY" LIFESAVERS. AFTER EATING THEM, NONE OF THE CHILDREN COULD IDENTIFY THE TASTE. "WELL," SHE SAID "I WILL GIVE YOU A CLUE. IT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER MAY SOMETIMES CALL YOUR FATHER." .......
ONE LITTLE GIRL LOOKED UP IN HORROR, SPIT HER LIFESAVER OUT AND YELLED, "OH MY GOD THEY'RE ASSHOLES!!!"
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